charter kid

obsessed with the soviet union and communism, lack hygiene altogether and spend their free time practicing for band

abby: ew you can tell their a charter kid
sophie: yeah, they smell so bad

by istoleurmans January 27, 2020

helicopter kid

A child who is simply not ready for the harsh realities of real life because they were coddled too much as a child. Helicopter kids come in many forms and do many things to signify that they are indeed, helicopter kids. For example:

Follow you around the room when having a conversation

Eat out a lot despite not having a job

Cant live in a house without a heater

Ask for permission to do mundane shit

Gets paranoid as shit whenever anything slightly illegal happens in their vicinity

Overall a beta human being

“Should we invite ___ over tonight?”

“Dude no, they’re such a ducking helicopter kid, they’ll ruin everyone’s night.”

by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018

the kid’s life

the kid’s life is hard as hell, due to piling amounts of school work, peer pressure from classmates, and fake friends.

“the kid’s life is hard as hell, so thank god for instagram, iphones, and fries.”

by wokespringboi2000 October 9, 2019

Florida kid

Someone from Florida, particularly a teenager.
Vocabulary consists of jhit, vineyard vines, tiktok, supreme, and Periodt
Usually white, rich, and annoying

Max - The new kid lives in a mansion but uses gang signs more than actual words

Jordan - Must be a Florida kid

by Monkeyshit4life October 18, 2019

fortnite kid

a satanic game where nine year olds scream do da fortnite while talking shit and screaming i fucked ur mum when u 200 pump them

"kyles a fortnite kid and a bastard"

by bingoshrob October 13, 2021

Rez Kid

Usually a child ages from 0-40 that lives on the reservation and has an rezzy accent. Walks into anyone's house like they live there, especially when it's dinner time. Knows how to swear like a sailor. Walks around the proj with a stick to scare off the rez dogs. Calls everyone Aunty Uncle or Cuz.

Howah! Look at that Rez Kid Jimmy Bear over there. Those rez dogs are really giving him hell. (Yells) "hote ryst behave!"

by StandsWithBear October 6, 2022

diddle kids

Something Frank does NOT do!

Frank: Do not diddle kids. It's no good diddling kids. I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter. No little kids, gotta be big. Younger than my wife, older than my daughter.

by Someone other than you. April 18, 2017