two baw hummer

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee

Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair

by Justascot December 10, 2020

Price Hill Hummer

The act of getting a blow job from a Price Hill hooker down on Warsaw avenue.

That man has gotten a Price Hill Hummer from just about every single fiend down on the block.

by FlatEarthIsNonsense June 3, 2023

strip club hummer

When a stripper puts her mouth on your penis and or testicles or all of the above, pants on, and breathes and vibrates your penis. Giant cock tease, but it is the strip club legal version of a traditional hummer.

I had a giant case of blue balls after the strip club hummers I got during all those lap dances at the Gold Club in dirty BR.

by Jamacha October 9, 2023

Hot Dogs in a Hamper

When you can't think of the words for "pigs in a blanket."

I'm going to eat some hot dogs in a hamper for dinner tonight.

by KirbyCat5723 July 23, 2024

Earn brownie points without a hamper

For someone else to think that you've done something nice without actually doing it

Alex really liked the comment. It was a good way to earn brownie points without a hamper.

by Aööoo April 22, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025