The act of cupping, squeezing, and twisting a guy's junk while underwater. Closely related to the dripping monkey.
Holy shit, you should have heard the yelp that chris made today when devon gave him the squeaky goose.
by decocomo420 April 24, 2007
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person 1: Did you hear about that sexy dante goose.
person 2: how dare you dante goose is only for karen hausman you absolute BITCH AHHHHHH
person 2: how dare you dante goose is only for karen hausman you absolute BITCH AHHHHHH
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