(1) why I wish I was a man. I’ll give both definitions but the male one is what I heard from my friends so it may not be accurate.
Female gooning: Lay on a bed (how I’ve done it always) on your back (back is best experience) If you have no bed sheet, I’d recommend doing this with pants or underwear on from experience. Then, don’t instantly start rubbing your clit, touch yourself like shoulder wise and relax for best experience. Then after you are relaxed, slowly move your hand to your clit. I usually use index finger, but whatever makes you feel more better. Start rubbing your clit different directions SLOWLY. After a while, you can increase the pace. Then, start pumping your fingers in slowly. I have never ejected in my life so this is all I know.
Male: again, if you don’t have replaceable bedsheets keep your pants on. My friend just says he straight up goes for it so just put your hand/s in your pants and start jerking it. Also stroke it and shit like that idfk. After a while you should cum. I wish I was a male :(
(2) A person hired to do stuff. All I can think of are the mafioso (dream game) or mafioso’s goons (forsaken) XD
Female gooning: Lay on a bed (how I’ve done it always) on your back (back is best experience) If you have no bed sheet, I’d recommend doing this with pants or underwear on from experience. Then, don’t instantly start rubbing your clit, touch yourself like shoulder wise and relax for best experience. Then after you are relaxed, slowly move your hand to your clit. I usually use index finger, but whatever makes you feel more better. Start rubbing your clit different directions SLOWLY. After a while, you can increase the pace. Then, start pumping your fingers in slowly. I have never ejected in my life so this is all I know.
Male: again, if you don’t have replaceable bedsheets keep your pants on. My friend just says he straight up goes for it so just put your hand/s in your pants and start jerking it. Also stroke it and shit like that idfk. After a while you should cum. I wish I was a male :(
(2) A person hired to do stuff. All I can think of are the mafioso (dream game) or mafioso’s goons (forsaken) XD
Female: after seeing my partner, I was feeling a little wet. It was close to the end of the day so that was great. Just got done with reading, now it’s math time. I was starting to feel even more wet. I asked to go to the bathroom. Luckily, the teacher said yes. So, I got up and went to the bathroom. I was basically soaking wet now. I went into a stall quickly and took off my pants and underwear. Oh shit my scissors fell out! Hopefully no one saw that! Anyways, I started rubbing myself because I was too wet to calm myself. I accidentally moaned loudly. There were other girls in that bathroom. This was 5th grade but I was growing 6 years ahead of my age so I would’ve been 16. I was embarrassed because 4TH GRADERS were in there. I continued anyways because I was feeling GREAT. Some people were laughing. I don’t think I have ever been so deep into gooning that I have ejected in my entire life. I was about to eject, but I forgot I had 2 minutes. It has been 3 minutes. So I stop and lick my fingers clean. I walk out of the bathroom and go back to math like nothing happened. 5th graders are too innocent anyways.
Male: I saw some people that looked hot or shit like that and I instantly went to the bathroom because I was hard and it was (probably) noticeable. I got into a stall and I pulled off my pants. My cock felt the fresh air. I started relaxing myself because I was not in a rush. I started stroking myself shortly after. It felt so good. After a while, I ejected. I was relived.
Male: I saw some people that looked hot or shit like that and I instantly went to the bathroom because I was hard and it was (probably) noticeable. I got into a stall and I pulled off my pants. My cock felt the fresh air. I started relaxing myself because I was not in a rush. I started stroking myself shortly after. It felt so good. After a while, I ejected. I was relived.
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Sally: What?
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