gobblergram

The gobblergram is a descendant of the kissogram, a British stag night tradition, in which a hot-looking woman approaches the groom-to-be on his final night of freedom out drinking with his mates, slips under the table where he's sitting with them and proceeds to relieve his...tension, after which she pops back up and tears off "her" wig, revealing that our hero's pleasurable experience was only superficially a heterosexual one. Not everyone can be guaranteed to cope well with this realization however, and the purchasers of the service should be responsible for clearing a path to the exit in case a rapid getaway is necessary. It is particularly important to capture the expression on the recipient's face on video for posterity, and a couple of people should be assigned this task.

"Can you still get those gobblergrams in these nonbinary days? We should do something memorable for that Steve during his stag do next month."
"I guess so, there must be some website where you can offer a bid and see if anyone accepts it. Might cost a bit though."

by nouiknouik June 22, 2023

Gobble gobble

That has to be teresa

Have you seen gobble gobble??

Yes in Ipswich

by Natbatnat99 June 23, 2023

Gobble gobble

A girl from Ipswich nicknamed the trees are green that enjoys nothing more than blowing men. When she does her throat makes a turkey noise like gobble gobble

Definition trees are green

A gobble gobble is a girl who likes to get the position of her head correctly

by Natbatnat99 June 23, 2023

Gobbler

While eating her ass you make turkey noises.

Your going down on you girl and hit her with a turkey noise and call it the gobbler

by Smokeydd July 7, 2023

gobblergummler

black ops 3 gobblegums

yummy gobblergummler

by no volt bike? July 9, 2023

GLOBBER SHLOBBER

When a human is really good at sucking.
A Compliment.

Damn, she got that Globber Shlobber.
She gave me that Globber Shlobber last night.

by Rawsco NevvaSofft July 28, 2023

gobblesmoggle

To fill the air with maladorous turkey jive.

The otherwise pleasant salon chatter was ruined by the gobblesmoggle of one loudmouthed nincompoop who pomped on for hours and filled the air with the ruins of his former smoker's lungs. I managed to pick up Gillian anyway and we snoggled on her island all evening long to boogie woogie. O Gillian's island.

by barleycorn August 2, 2023