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Ghost turd

When you have taken a turd and it is so heavy that it disappears and has already gone through the plumbing before you've had a look.
James took a big, BIG log one day only to find that it had disappeared by the time he had gotten up to take a look. The bowl was empty with no turd in sight. James excitedly ran to his mother - Mummy, I did a ghost turd!!!
by ghostieroastie April 11, 2009
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ghost ride

Yet another way that natural selection is working it's way into pop culture.
Damned fool got his ass killed trying to ghost ride.
by Thra11 August 20, 2006
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ghost ride the whip

When driving a whip, ride or hooptie, get out and climb onto the hood while the car continues to move.

It is typical for one to dance around on the hood while the car is ghostin.

Its Bay Shit... yadadamean?
In the Bay we gettin hyphy we ghost ride the whip and do the Thizzle Dance.

If you wanna live, you gotta thizz!
by King Of The O April 30, 2006
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Ghost Bulge

When it looks like you have a boner, but it's really just the zipper of your pants folding up. Occurs in jeans, cackys, etc.
"Why does Jim have a huge hard-on during a business meeting?"

"Nah, I think that's just ghost bulge."
by Daaaaaaaawg May 2, 2010
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Ghost poop

When you take a shit but have nothing to wipe; most people follow this up with a couple of safety strokes just in-case.

The eerie and mysterious phenomenon of pooping without leaving any trace of such on your butt, giving a "too-clean-for-comfort" feeling.
"Fuck, I'll be right back man I had a ghost poop earlier today so I hardly wiped but now I'm starting to smell the stank... shit"
by Whelp September 19, 2011
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ghost ridin

Once again u cats tried and failed......
Ghost ridin or doin tha Creedy-bo(R.I.P.)
is when u LEAVE the car in gear but u slow down enough to walk or dance next to your car or hop on top of the hood,roof, or trunk and let Casper drive
Brah I seen u on E.14 ghost ridin tha scrape thang

Boi tha sideshow was yankin!!!! Cats was in tha hyphy train ghost ridin and hella shit till them people started comin
by B Hefna April 5, 2008
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Alaskan Ghost Rider

The act of running up to your girlfriend, knocking her out before she can see you and having anal or vaginal sex in the doggy style position. This position is picked because in the unlikely event that she regains consious, you can again punch her in the back of the head before she realizes who is sodomizing her.

*note - a support will be needed for her torso if the doggy style position is to be successful.
Before she could break up with me, i gave her the Alaskan Ghost rider
by ussoldier104PATCH February 28, 2009
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