Florida shower

When homeless men urinate on each other in a public place (beach, side walk, parking lot)

You smell like a Florida shower.

by MikeZmf February 6, 2023

Florida Flashbang

A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.

That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.

by GravitonCrImSoN March 16, 2023

Florida Man

When a man makes a jar of shit and cum and blends it, mixes it with water, pours it on someone's face, pins them down and farts on them for 5 minute straight until shit comes out, then proceeds to shove a tiny turd up the woman's vigina. and scream at her face and run away.

Holy shit did you see that Florida Man on the news?
Yeah bro what was that!?

by Cool Kid Library March 22, 2023

floridapression

the depression associated upon realizing you have to go to florida

Jefferey: My dad's moving the family to florida for a new job... thinking about it gives me floridapression...

by fishgaming April 6, 2023

Florida

A place that i was born in and i hopefully get out alive

I'm stuck in Florida... Help me

by IntergalactalEnergy April 6, 2023

Florida Man Colonsseum

Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.

Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.

It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.

Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum

by Jdh1002 April 11, 2023

Florida Sick

As opposed to being homesick, to be Florida Sick is to miss Florida so much you want to go back, regardless of whether or not you call Florida home.

Its February, its cold, and I’m feeling really florida sick rn. I need warm weather.

by DevilRay97 May 2, 2023