by Unknown qween June 14, 2020
Noun - Some asshole in your gym who brings a tripod, sets it 20 feet away from his machine, then gets mad when another individual appears in frame, or a girl who wears skimpy clothing at an attempt to record other gym goers glancing her way to call them "creeps".
That girl over there has a whole tripod and is doing RDLs in front of that guy. She's clearly a fitness influencer.
by FitnessChadButtLover July 06, 2023
This is some made up nonsense that doesn't actually exist. Anyone who uses it is missing a few marbles.
Jackie told Patrick her mom was going to have a harry fit. Patrick told Jackie that word doesn't exist, and that she is clearly missing a few marbles.
by Dadwithoutunderscores December 05, 2022
A melting pot where various ethnicities go to try on clothing, and sweat. This makes the Fitting Room unbearably muggy and smell absolutely pungent.
Kid: Mom, it’s so hot and smelly in the fitting room, when can we leave?
Mom: Well, I still have this t-shirt to try on .
Mom: Well, I still have this t-shirt to try on .
by Maryjohnsn20 April 07, 2019
Someone who is cast for a role that is destined for them. Synonymous to a key and a lock, one key in a draw of many other keys. Only one fits the lock, and this is it, two people who are just destined to be together, two people who don’t even know how good they are as one.
Two people who perfect for one another, befitting of true love, of lock and key.
Two people who perfect for one another, befitting of true love, of lock and key.
by heart has stopped April 25, 2022
Kid 1: Yo i got with a girl tho she dont got no colored hair
Drainer: Cant fit in with the normies #packwatch this aint no playground
Drainer: Cant fit in with the normies #packwatch this aint no playground
by 2swastika December 02, 2023
An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.
Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.
If it fits, it ships.
If it fits, it ships.
by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023