fecal feed bag

a shitty diaper removed from a child's body and taped around the mouth to the back of the neck neck. Good for all day snacking or light grump munching.

Example 1: Is that baby choking on that fecal feed bag or does he always vomit brown shit.
Example 2: It's a nine hour drive everyone put on their fecal feed bag.

by Timothy July 18, 2004

Feed him a banana

When someone is acting crazy they are acting like a monkey crazy so to calm them down you feed them a banana. A banana being whateve is called for in that situation.

Carlos jumped out his tree when he saw me with mark so I had to feed him a banana

by zookepa December 9, 2008

bird feeder

a girl you're getting booty from.

i.e. the person you'd take a bird bath for...

Dylan: Is that your girlfriend?
Caleb: Yea, that's my bird feeder!

by Tits & Ass May 22, 2008

feed the cat

Used when you've done something awesome today.

Joey: I am totally going to feed the cat in volleyball today!

Will: Good luck with that, man, you're gonna need it.

by jadefyre// January 20, 2009

feeding the trolls

The act of prescribing corrective spectacles to a patient(s) who claims to have bilateral distance blur, but who does not have an actual refractive error or underlying pathology to warrant the claim of having bilateral distance blur.

Stop feeding the trolls when they don't really need the glasses!!

by Soaking Towel March 22, 2017

feeding the ducks

A word used by lamers with no real friends who visit the simpons forum.

"Phil, Aaron, Ricket and those other gays guys feed the ducks together while looking at gay porn"

by Youarealllame November 7, 2003

feeding the pont

placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.

chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.

by howie December 1, 2003