Cum fountain

When two+ men smash their dicks together and start cumming all over eachother, while a women is getting her faced glazed from rhe falling ejaculate like a glazed Doughboy from Sluys (Washington thing), or a Krispy Kreme donut.

"Me and Billy created a cum fountain for Jennifer

by Churros_XD July 5, 2024

Butthole Fountain

A more appropriate name for a Bidet.

"I love the toilets in Japan with the Butthole Fountains built into them."

by randogurl October 7, 2024

Water Fountain

To finish, as a man, and land your ejaculate into your own mouth

“I think I might water fountain right now.”

“The dude’s water fountain was crazy big!”

“He was water fountaining like a pro.”

by tntcls January 13, 2025

Jomac Fountain

When you keep male ejaculation at back of your throat as you sneeze and shoot it out your nostril.

"Did you hear that glad done a jomac fountain"

by Gewbacca February 25, 2025

Cranberry Fountain

A cranberry fountain is when a man fingers a woman on her period with a flicking motion, causing menstrual blood to squirt upwards like a fountain

I was on my period, so John gave me a cranberry fountain!

by Eshmansam May 5, 2025

Cunny Funt

-“Cunny Funt “ aren’t you?

-You’re such a “Cunny Funt”
-No one likes a “Cunny Funt”

Shelley thought she’d be a Cunny Funt and took a photo of me dressed like the wicked witch.

by Shellism January 24, 2026

Alaskan fountain

Alaska fountain is when your partner is restrained to the bed while you place a snorkland mask on their face and fill it with a piss filled Frozen snorkel. As it melts and mask fills with pee pee the screams and the panic shoot fluid up the snorkel making a fountain. In 1817 the founders of remote island in Alaska would us this act of love to to install family values like stockholm syndrome. in there underage kidnapped wife's.

Alaskan fountain should be used when water boarding meets 1 sided love romances. bring love into a basment

by GUMBALICIOUS July 26, 2025