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Evan

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She's beautiful and knows it. She's kind but has a temper. She's a tomboy at heart but likes to dress up and look pretty. She's outgoing but can be shy when there is a big crowd. She is happy when she is able to make others happy.
"Evan is so quiet."
"Evan is loud and funny when you get to know her."
by KaraEvan December 21, 2016
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Evan

Evan is a big paedophile who strokes little children and rapes them.
OMG ITS AN EVAN
I KNOW HES A BIG NONCE
by 1293833372 December 4, 2018
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Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If in prayer, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "So what", "Meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists to confront others and pop bubble wrap...Oh, and discuss philosophy.
Evangelical Christian: The rear of the deer is so beautiful, bless god!
Evangelical Apatheist: So what.
Evangelical Christian: What's your problem?
Evangelical Apatheist: Nothing, I'm an Evangelical Apatheist. You should be too and here's why!
by ChinaboyD April 26, 2011
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Evan

Skinny ass nigga that Is kicked from wing.
Is Evan actually in Evac?
by Harambe lived December 23, 2016
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evan

An annoying, squeaky voiced person that you pretend to like, but secretly DESPISE THEIR WHOLE BEING GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET
"That chick is such an evan."
by motherfuckinmeowmix October 24, 2015
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Ashley and Evan :)

The type of couple everyone wishes they could be. The most fun and attractive couple you will ever meet & destined to get married.
Damn I wish we were Ashley and Evan :)
by anonymous19999990 July 31, 2012
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evanyss

a beautiful haitian-american girl who has a smile that attracts many guys. She seems rude most of the time, but when you get closer with her, you guys get attached quickly. She is strong and doesn’t let what other people think of her get in the way. She is very talented in various things and can do anything if she puts her kind to it.
This girl is so fine… she must be Evanyss
by myboutbununisthebest November 22, 2021
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