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Eric Reskin

A meticulous accountant.

This guy is running deals like most only dream of.

This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.

He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.

This guy works like he invented the word work.

Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
"How do we track this?"

"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"

"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"

"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"

"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"

"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
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Sweet and Innocent by natural. Funny, Sarcastic, and Charming. Refuses to put up with BS...
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