Drunk Rules

An unspoken, unilateral agreement exonerating an individual or group of any consequence of any action performed while blind shit-faced drunk, or merely tipsy. Either way dude. Go nuts.

Judge: You stand accused of willful destruction of private property, public indecency, reckless endangerment, and assault for committing the act of defecating in, on, and around the gas tank of one Principal Gumblefudger, fully naked and covered in raspberry vinaigrette dressing and yelling "Fuck the British! Long live the Confederacy!", as the car was in motion and being driven by the principal's daughter, all the while in full view of the school's occupants as they assembled in the parking lot for the annual Casimir Pulaski day parade! Jesus Brother-Sucking Christ, do you have anything to say for yourself? How could you possibly plead to fully acknowledge the extent of your public malice?
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.

by oogaboogatrumpa69.5 May 3, 2018

drunk auntie

that one auntie that drank to much at the cookout and start getting messy.

vonnie;girl who is that.
jasmine;girl thats my drunk auntie may.

by vvsthebaddest December 17, 2019

drunk mouth

when one has had too much to drink, and one talks all kinds of stupid.

Henry had drunk mouth last Thursday night; it has cost him some friends.

by John Wordsleuth March 2, 2020

Drunk-fished

When an individual appears to be more attractive due to your current state of intoxication. The individual is not as attractive (or not at all attractive) to you when you are sober

Will: Yo, I slid by that girl's crib last night

Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?

Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.

Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.

Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.

by Niggacatt18 March 16, 2020

drunk noodle

This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.

girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.

by jimmybomm July 13, 2020

Business Drunk

Having unlimited alcohol at work.

Liz Lemon: I'm feeling pretty drunk.
Jack Donaghy: Well, it's business drunk. It's like rich drunk. Either way, it's legal to drive.

by shuawnspencer September 30, 2020

drunked-out

The stage in night of drinking, where you cannot drink anymore. Like passed-out, but your eyes are open.

It was a little boring that my friend drunked-out around 11:30; we had to get a cab and call it a night before 2am.

by direhawk December 23, 2012