1: (adj.) Wasted on purple drank, an illicit yet delicious mixture of prescription promethazine/codeine cough syrup and one's preferred lemon/lime soda, served in a cheap styrofoam cup. Sometimes spelled 'purple-drunk'.
2: (n.) A person who is intoxicated from purp orpurple drank (e.g., every member of Three Six Mafia), often a Southerner or baker. Such people often exhibit drowsiness from the promethazine, as well as opioid-induced hallucinations from excessive consumption.
2: (n.) A person who is intoxicated from purp orpurple drank (e.g., every member of Three Six Mafia), often a Southerner or baker. Such people often exhibit drowsiness from the promethazine, as well as opioid-induced hallucinations from excessive consumption.
guy 1: I got busted by the po-po for dranking and driving; apparently, I hallucinated that I was crowdsurfing at a Three Six Mafia concert and crashed my slab into a dumpster.
guy 2: Damn! You mush have been totally purple drunk!
guy 2: Damn! You mush have been totally purple drunk!
by chillr October 10, 2013
A chuckle let out by someone visibly intoxicated in rapid succession, similar to how one may imagine a chipmunk may sound if tickled
“My guy, you’re crazy right now.”
“heheheheheheheh” (at double speed)
“My man just let out a drunk chuckle”
“heheheheheheheh” (at double speed)
“My man just let out a drunk chuckle”
by squallman April 13, 2019
When a person has gone completely past their threshold and is trashed beyond belief. Usually they end up making a drunken spectacle of themselves in a public setting.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see _____ trying to breakdance on the table at Denny's last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, he was a total drunk show. Lolz"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, he was a total drunk show. Lolz"
by Llevoj December 13, 2011
a drunk obtained from purchasing the cheapest beer or liquor on the shelf, usually purchased with all change.
by wezul January 13, 2011
The stage in night of drinking, where you cannot drink anymore. Like passed-out, but your eyes are open.
It was a little boring that my friend drunked-out around 11:30; we had to get a cab and call it a night before 2am.
by direhawk December 23, 2012
An unspoken, unilateral agreement exonerating an individual or group of any consequence of any action performed while blind shit-faced drunk, or merely tipsy. Either way dude. Go nuts.
Judge: You stand accused of willful destruction of private property, public indecency, reckless endangerment, and assault for committing the act of defecating in, on, and around the gas tank of one Principal Gumblefudger, fully naked and covered in raspberry vinaigrette dressing and yelling "Fuck the British! Long live the Confederacy!", as the car was in motion and being driven by the principal's daughter, all the while in full view of the school's occupants as they assembled in the parking lot for the annual Casimir Pulaski day parade! Jesus Brother-Sucking Christ, do you have anything to say for yourself? How could you possibly plead to fully acknowledge the extent of your public malice?
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.
by oogaboogatrumpa69.5 January 18, 2018
The level of drunkenness when you are so obliterated that your brain stops functioning completely and your physical body does what it wants without thought.
by drunkenmeatball December 10, 2013