Drunk Show

When a person has gone completely past their threshold and is trashed beyond belief. Usually they end up making a drunken spectacle of themselves in a public setting.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see _____ trying to breakdance on the table at Denny's last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, he was a total drunk show. Lolz"

by Llevoj December 15, 2011

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drunk on love

To be so in love you start acting like you're a happy, giggly drunk

Natalia and Anna were so drunk on love they couldn't stop laughing and they were all over eachother

by Depressedcroissant May 9, 2017

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Zombie Drunk

The level of drunkenness when you are so obliterated that your brain stops functioning completely and your physical body does what it wants without thought.

" I was so Zombie Drunk last night, that I think I made out with my manager in the bathroom. "

by drunkenmeatball December 10, 2013

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A "drunk pony" is when you put a bottle of alcohol in the toilet and then sit on the toilet in order to lodge the bottle up your rectum. Fallowing this you get on all fours while the bottle drains into your anal cavity. This is normally done by stupid people in the restroom, for obvious reasons, and for the purposes of getting drunk faster for less money.

"Tonight is going to be so expensive! I forgot to pre-game!"

"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."

by icedsoftball January 22, 2014

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Plantpot Drunk

Getting so drunk, you decide to raid peoples' front Gardens for their plant bots or bird feeders and stumble down the road with them, inevitably dropping and smashing said object.

Jake - "man i was smashed last night, why is my coat covered in mud?"

Claire - "you don't remember? You were blatantly Plantpot Drunk mate"

Jake - "ah no way, my foreheads sore too"

Martyn - "yeah you walking into a lampost"

by Chubbyjake February 17, 2010

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