dildo around

having fun, but not really getting anything done

*can be used in substitution of 'tool around'

what do you want to do saturday?
i don't know, we can always just go dildo around downtown.
awesome.

by mrs. squarrell April 11, 2007

dildo 3000

A dildo the length of 3000 Jamaican dicks.

Sick Dildo 3000 dude. I can use it at work without even bringing it because it is just THAT long.

by xpxosis April 13, 2016

strong dildo

a steel dildo heated until scalding hot

a strong dildo is used inside a males butt hole and inserted hot then is let to cool and ripped out of the butt hole

by amerx6444 March 14, 2010

Magic Dildo

When a man ejaculates onto the tip of his mother's dildo. His mother then uses the dildo to impregnate herself.

Djhon: MmmmHmmm......Get ready my sweet mama for a magic dildo....

Shayquan: Oh lord jesus......I am ready......

by 62609 August 11, 2014

Dildo

A large piece of plastic resembling a penis used to give females orgasms without men

1.Check your mums draw ;)

by Quinn Fitzpatrick August 31, 2005

Dido Dildo

1. The once screen name of Jay Roseman

pHaTTyBaLLz: yo doody!
Dido Dildo: yo phatty!

by J Roseman May 9, 2004

didonte

easily amused and entertained

The audience of a comedian is usually didonte from all of the acts.

by Theresa Sprain March 11, 2005