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there is many more than you think.
MOST websites that display huge black dicks lie, they are fake and are held in place most of the time by hands. you never see the crotch area. because there are many small black dicks out there too
by KePe August 16, 2008
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Dick in my hand

Meaning to have nothing to do, waiting, no current prospects or opportunity.

Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.
Jethro showed up late to the orgy to discover that the gentlemen far out numbered the ladies. He could be heard exclaiming to himself, "I'm just stuck here with my dick in my hand"
by Holden5986 December 18, 2012
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dick ornament

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.
"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."
by Silence March 26, 2003
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Dick in Your Hand

When you are caught unexpectedly in a predicament in which you have no immediate solution, or no tools to do the job, you are caught standing with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND.
When Melvin blew the tire, he opened the trunk only to find the jack gone and the spare flat. I told him "You probably looked stupid standing there on the side of the road with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND"!
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
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rap monsters dick

I was too busy admiring rap monsters dick it looks like godzilla
by Pooppidsakndas November 4, 2014
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Hickey Dick

When you get felatio and the girl (or boy) sucks just a little too hard and you get a hickey on your dicky.
Dude she blew me so hard last night I now have a hickey dick
by Smishles December 27, 2011
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Dick Cheney'd

While playing video games,especially FPS/shooters, you turn to your teammate and shoot them down... On purpose.

But in order for it to be a Dick Cheney'd you must say it.
Francis: *points shotgun at Bill*
Bill: don't point that at me man!

-Francis shoots Bill down-

Francis: You've just been Dick Cheney'd!

-both laughs-
by Andrew/Geremy.ABY May 20, 2009
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