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oleaginous deuce

Last night ended with a nice oleaginous deuce and little shame.
by Sgt. Donny Donowitz June 3, 2017
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Deuce

To Shart or take a Feces/Diarrhea mix anywhere.
Peter: Let's all drink Ipecac and whoever throws up last, wins the pie. *Puke* ..... *Puke* Stewie: I've won *PUKE!!!!!!!* WHAT THE DEUCE!!!!!! OR Guy 1: Were you at the dinner table in the middle of eating? Guy 2: No why? Guy 1: Eunice totally dueced at the table and it smelled like shit!!! Guy 2: HAHA, oh I wish i was there Guy 1: No... You Don't!!!!
by icyourmomevrynite January 21, 2010
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Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime
Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.
by JRpoo January 15, 2020
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Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.
What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??
by lexicon55 August 11, 2021
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deuce

a vary ugly boy that love attention.
deuce is so ugly
by jadyn jones September 23, 2020
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Now that's how you drop a Deuce

Similar to a Mic Drop. The statement one says when doing something really well especially in competition.
damn! that' guys on fire! Now that's how you drop a deuce!
by Raina Rayne September 23, 2018
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home deuce

A free and easy bowel movement taken upon returning home from a long trip.
After spending a holiday weekend at a single-bathroom lodging with his in-laws, Johnnie Chicano opened the front door of his residence, dropped his bags and walked briskly to the bathroom, where he released a thunderous and immensely satisfying home deuce that clogged the plumbing.
by Johnny Chicano April 13, 2015
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