Demonic

As my friend was walking up to me I but up my cross and said “you demonic creature!”

by Bcfyhv9 November 2, 2021

upholstery demon

When someone passes gas on your couch that's so foul when the person leaves the smell stays in the upholstery

Dude, why the hell does your apartment smell so bad?

Because Larry came over last night and left an upholstery demon...

by Upholstery Demon March 26, 2019

Friend who is on the longest snap streak with me! V cool eyeliner (teach me), and says they aren't hot when they actually are angry.

When you take out your penis and ejaculate onto a freshly sunburnt back.

by Snatchmadeinheaven August 18, 2017

The teeth eating, wrinkly, pint-sized little assholes from the movie “Don’t be afraid of the Dark”

Friend: Omg what was that noise?!
You: It was probably Demon Ratties!

A hilarious song not intended to be taken seriously with utterly horrible vocals. See also: Gwar.

by ken landis September 17, 2004

“Dude why are you keeping the demons out?”
“cause it feels good”

by catsharks September 3, 2023