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Dan Brown philosophy

When you're at a party or elsewhere, some people will try to talk all deep except that most of their knowledge is derived from Dan Brown novels. Easily spotted by frequent illusions to the Illuminati and the Holy Grail. The really clever ones will mix in bullshit they read on the Internet.
PERSON 1: I think Camus' "The Stranger" is one of the best illustrations of one's struggle with the absurd.

PERSON 2: Uh, yeah, and the Catholic church is trying to cover up Jesus' bloodline!

PERSON 1: Nice Dan Brown philosophy you've got there.
by Lairor July 28, 2008
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Lt. Dan

The oppressor of the computer classes at Farragut. He is evil, and shaved his beard because of his girlfriends.....
Gah Gah Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by Dane.... February 4, 2005
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clever dan

"look who thinks hes clever dan"
by Anonymous July 10, 2003
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Dan and Phil Games

A gaming channel set up by two nerdy nerd guys (aka Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil on the interwebs) who play games for you enjoyment (and their own).
"bro watch this video of these two blokes bishi bashying eachother on Dan and Phil Games"
"I love it when couples make gaming channels together, especially Dan and Phil Games!"
by Liva Langer January 2, 2015
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wang ba dan

Chinese for a egg (son) of a turtle; similar to SOB but with a slightly longer history. Origins vary, but the most popular theory is that comes from wang ba duan (忘八端), which means forgetting filial piety, 'brotherly respect', loyalty, trustworthiness, politeness, justice, honesty and shame. (Being ashamed means you know you did something wrong. Calling someone shameless can be highly offensive.) Incidentally, apart from turtle, wang ba also means someone who wears a green hat.

Though if you're looking for a Chinese translation of SOB, there are better equivalents.
A: Ni zhe (you) hunzhang (shameless) wuchi (shameless) beibi (low) xialiu (seedy) si zazhong (damned mongrel dog) gei wo gun dan (take a hike)!

B: Bi zui (shut up)! Ni zhe ge bu yao lian de (shameless) wang ba dan zhen bu shi dongxi (lower than things)!

Note: Don't copy this or you'll end up in hospital for a year or two.
by Zaijian May 12, 2011
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half past dan

the state of being totally fucked, when a copious amounts of jack daniels or other whiskey such as jamesons has been consumed, said dan is belligerent, confrontational and completely serious even at a funny remark or action.

dans are normally very studious and likeable until the clock strikes half past dan

other stages of dan may be described as 10 past dan or the infamous quarter past dan when the first symptoms of intoxication are present such as a quick glare or on occasion extremely serious facial expression

at twenty past dan one may observe said dan to be in a "whiskey rager" state of mind and become progressively more serious as more whiskey is consumed as well as possible devil worship and utterances of parkway drive lyrics"
-_-
"ha....no"

"oh no its half past dan again... gonna have to be careful"
by the dean of deans January 19, 2012
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dan the meme man

dan the meme man: hey, it's dan the meme man, and you know, life is short, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast
little cunt: if you go down those escalators i will call the police on you
dan the meme man: *sleds anyway*
by red_echo December 20, 2017
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