A sad stalker who gaslights people into thinking he's being stalked because the snot nosed kid who's mother didn't care about him is still very much in the driver's seat with this one. He also has a "secret" speed addiction.
by Finalgirl1 May 7, 2025
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Damian is an adjective/Noun which has a similar meaning to the words, "Stupid", "retarded", "idiotic", "idiot", "Brain-dead".
by TheSmartGOAT June 3, 2025
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“Has anyone seen Marissa?”
“She went to ‘just grab her purse’ 45 minutes ago. Total DAMIA.”
“Last night was wild. Tyler pulled a DAMIA and ended up two towns over with no shoes and a traffic cone.”
“She went to ‘just grab her purse’ 45 minutes ago. Total DAMIA.”
“Last night was wild. Tyler pulled a DAMIA and ended up two towns over with no shoes and a traffic cone.”
by MonopolysaurusGo June 28, 2025
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Get the Damien mug.Damian is a wonderful boy who always puts others before himself. He's the sweetest soul you'd ever meet. Humble and generous. Careful and gentle. Damian's smile always caught my eye. Warm and soothing. The most wonderful feature about him. His smile always captivates me and makes me smile in awe. His smile reminds me of when i saw his baby pictures for the first time. His eyes are a gentle brown, reminding me of a beautiful fall evening. When he smiles his eyes smile too. Its the cutest thing ever. His touch, soft and cautious. His personality, a gem. Damian is and always be the light in my life. without him I cant see a thing. He's my rock. My reason to live. The reason why I'm still here. Damian if you ever read this, te amo con todo mi ser. siempre seras mi niño bonito. mi cielo. mi vida entera. yo siempre estare aqui para ti.
Damian is remarkable.
by Jacqueline abrego July 27, 2025
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A caffeine-powered computer whisperer who walks the line between genius and glitch. Damian “Long Shlong” Wood isn’t just a man—he’s a chaotic event wearing human skin. He speaks fluent binary, communes with frogs for wisdom, and believes any disaster can be solved if you just Megazord it.
Profile:
Tech Wizard: Fixes computers by glaring at them until the motherboard apologizes. Once coded a working game using only a keyboard missing the “E.”
Frog Lore Scholar: Claims frogs hold the Wi-Fi password of the universe—and somehow everyone believes him.
Megazord Philosopher: His life motto: “When it’s broken, just Megazord it.” Nobody knows what that means, yet it always works.
Professional Gooner: Operates on pure focus and unholy energy; rumored to have transcended sleep during a 72-hour code-and-Red Bull marathon.
Personality:
Chaotically evil in the most helpful way possible. He’ll repair your router, but it’ll play frog croaks on startup afterward. The man radiates the aura of an overclocked raccoon who discovered enlightenment and decided to major in IT.
Legacy:
Some say he was born when a lightning bolt struck a USB hub; others think he’s a firmware update that gained consciousness. Either way, Damian “Long Shlong” Wood remains a walking reminder that science, chaos, and frog memes can coexist.
A caffeine-powered computer whisperer who walks the line between genius and glitch. Damian “Long Shlong” Wood isn’t just a man—he’s a chaotic event wearing human skin. He speaks fluent binary, communes with frogs for wisdom, and believes any disaster can be solved if you just Megazord it.
Profile:
Tech Wizard: Fixes computers by glaring at them until the motherboard apologizes. Once coded a working game using only a keyboard missing the “E.”
Frog Lore Scholar: Claims frogs hold the Wi-Fi password of the universe—and somehow everyone believes him.
Megazord Philosopher: His life motto: “When it’s broken, just Megazord it.” Nobody knows what that means, yet it always works.
Professional Gooner: Operates on pure focus and unholy energy; rumored to have transcended sleep during a 72-hour code-and-Red Bull marathon.
Personality:
Chaotically evil in the most helpful way possible. He’ll repair your router, but it’ll play frog croaks on startup afterward. The man radiates the aura of an overclocked raccoon who discovered enlightenment and decided to major in IT.
Legacy:
Some say he was born when a lightning bolt struck a USB hub; others think he’s a firmware update that gained consciousness. Either way, Damian “Long Shlong” Wood remains a walking reminder that science, chaos, and frog memes can coexist.
by geggregmed October 16, 2025
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