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Couch troll

To troll live feeds on Facebook relentlessly asking questions about the couch for sale.
Jesse was up all night being a couch troll
by Couch cat February 25, 2019
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Couch fucker

J. D. Vance, the republican candidate for vice president of the United States of America.
"That couch fucker is going to cost Trump the election!"

"I know right?"
by Happy dude leftist August 7, 2024
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whooping couch

A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.
The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.
by CK Medical November 3, 2023
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Couching

Couching (verb): When you go to a show or the club and sprawl out on 3 seats (or more) as if it's a couch, and every time you move, the seat goes up and down, causing a distinct noise. Couching is highly disruptive to other's viewing and general enjoyment. True couching is defined by the noise that is made from the couch which is disruptive and annoying, causing participants in the general area to exclaim comments of irritation.
"ohhhhh damn, Mike be couching it AGAIN and it's killing my vibe."
by Strictly Handjobs January 23, 2016
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Couching

Couching is when you sit or lay on a couch and do nothing. It's also a sport.
"I won yesterdays couching competition!"
by The Queen Of Rainbows December 9, 2016
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Couch

An enduring or pleasureable defanition where the word is used when expressing how great somthing was or is. The couch is the hallmark of all hang out sesh with your friends. The relaxing place after work or school. The peace of playing a video game.
Suitable substitutes for words like; awsome, pissy, dope, good, delicious, fun, clutch

Delicious: Bro that sandwich was couch.

Awsome, Pissy, Dope: That was couch...That shit was couch bro...

Good, Fun, Clutch: Man this day was couch...This was a really couch day...The day could have been more couch...
by Khailen October 25, 2025
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couch plant

I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.
by couchplanter October 28, 2010
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