cooter scooter

We all know what an old coot is. A "cooter scooter" is one of those motorized chairs, like the Rascal, that old coots use to get around.

"Hey Bob, no more gimpin' around for me. I just bought a cooter scooter on the QVC channel!!

by Bill May 20, 2004

cooter

Male or female genitalia.

Ie.) She just cooter chopped that guy down the stairs!!

by Jen n Di December 28, 2005

Cooter shooter

When a large amount of sand comes out in a fast shooting motion from a girls vaginia

Hairy Johnson:
Dude!! i brought my girlfriend to the
beach and when we got home we were all romantic and BOOM!!!.... a cooter shooter came out of no where!

Dick Homo:
AWWWWWWW was it like a beach on your bed?

by Alex The Man July 19, 2006

cooter

A sarathian phrase referring to a cooch, fag, or stank ass pussy.

"He is such a cooter faggit."

by the king of kingpins December 9, 2008

Cootersmith

The area between a woman's legs; vagina.

Christ, almighty, Anne. What's that sticking out of your cootersmith?!

by Max Wittert July 18, 2006

Copper Coon

Copper is stolen and scrapped for cash on a regular basis.
It seems that the majority of copper thieves are of the black race. We often see them unloading the copper from their trucks at recycling plants and most are blacks.

Copper coons ripped the wiring out of my house while I was gone on vacation!

by dantx December 16, 2009

Cooter Pringle

After a female wears underwear, she leaves some of her cooter juices in her thong/boyshorts. Overnight, these juices become crusted causing her cooter juices to become a chip like feature known as a cooter pringle.

This morning when i gave her her underwear back, there was a massive cooter pringle waiting to be discovered.

by Rappleslayer July 6, 2010