Concord

A dope urban/suburban ish city in the Bay Area, home to a bunch of different types of people, from Oakland and Pittsburg alike. The best Concord, fuck the other one. Home to the Boncord Bloods..

"The westside Concord is better than the eastside Concord, thats facts."

by Eniggez January 2, 2019

Condom

This word is unknown to man and it is made up

“What’s a condom”
“I don’t know”

by If thy snap score is over 1 mi June 28, 2020

Condom

a rubber glove like sack that you can use on your penis to prevent pregnancy and infections, mainly used by virgins that don’t know how to pull out. This item can potentially save your life from bringing a devil spawn into this world in the near future.

Virgin: “Dude its my first time, what should i do?”
His friend: “Use a condom, so you dont have to worry about plan B.”

by anonymous March 30, 2022

live condom

another term for anal sex.

btich I dont have a condom your my live condom tonight.

by drahcir December 9, 2012

America condom

A type of condom that provides maximum freedom and convenience, consisting only of the skin from a man's own penis.

All I had was a bathroom stall and my America condom. It wasn't the classiest sex but I made it work.

Things escalated quickly in my car when she crawled on top of me. There was only time for my America condom.

David- "How was your night with Erin?"
Matt - "I can't stop smiling. Best sex of my life. I'm in love!"
David- "Wow. Did you use protection?"
Matt- "Yeah, my America condom."
Together- "<jumping high five> AMERICA!"

by OhGreatItsDavid July 13, 2015

God Condom

Where you pray to god to put a protective shield around your dong and if it fails you stop believing.
Discreet way of saying you aren't using a condom.

I prepared my god condom, but she ended up getting pregnant. I threw away my bible and no longer attend church.
Babe did you bring protection? ofc babe I got my god condom.

by GucciAdonis September 28, 2017

Broken condom

Talan

Talan was the result of a broken condom

by Amelia;) May 2, 2019