comatosed

to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;

A: Yo go wake him up!
B: I tried but that dude is comatosed

by Leo R, May 15, 2008

comeau

piece of pooh

stop being such a comeau

by l;sdgjs;dlfjl; January 13, 2009

Come get This Big Dick

When someone hollers at a girl. he can say come and get this big dick. its also a not so popular catch phrase for getting girls. When used on a girl, expect a slap in the face or a roll of the head

(Guy) Hey Girl come get this big dick.

(Girl)wtf u say boy ((slap))

(Guy) girl why u gotta be like that

by muamoo August 23, 2010

cometh titties

The proper way to ask for nudes

Guy: Cometh titties?
Girl: *sends nudes*

by Gman200 May 20, 2017

comatized

basically its a fancier way of saying: "beaten into a coma"

"That disloyal bizotch is gonna be comatized!"

by FUK May 6, 2006

comatose kielbasa

a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.

Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.

by Francis Coughlin November 21, 2006

Come Pause Act

The act that demands all people pause in their speech for a significant period of time after use of the words "come", "coming" and "came".

"how will you come...over to them"
"he came...over to us"
"were you coming...when this happened?"
"have you heard of the crazy Come Pause Act ; it's all the rage in Wiltshire"

by The L Team April 1, 2008