Colon Goalie

A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!

by KillCam November 1, 2008

Colorado Standoff

it is a 1v1 match in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Hey man, do you want to have a Colorado standoff.

by dickdock December 10, 2009

colorado turnbuckle

A sexual act where a woman lays on a turning bed while the man stands at the edge slapping her in the face with his penis on each rotation until he reaches climax. Also known as the Cincinnati Carousel.

Man I gave that chic a Colorado Turnbuckle her cheeks were so bruised.

by uncle lester July 13, 2010

Colorful Person

euphemism for someone who has flamboyant, non-traditional way of conducting herself.

Andrew is such a colorful person, I never know whether he is joking or being serious.

by Alex2100 September 6, 2016

internal colonel

An army colonel who has strong desires for his young male cadets who satifys his urges with night time bum raids.

That bloke is a real INTERNAL COLONEL!

by castrated weasel November 12, 2008

Porn colony

A community that some people build where they can live life the way it is shown in porn films. Where they watch porn then copy everything in it. Where they all have sex several times each day and don't have much else to think about but sex.

Lets move to that porn colony.

by Deep blue 2012 March 28, 2010

mechanic's cologne

Slang: WD-40. So named because of the distinctive sickly sweet odor of the anti-rust compound.

I spent all day working on my car, and now I've got mechanic's cologne all over my hands.

by Eleglac March 9, 2007