Cole Hearn

A short piece of shit whom nobody likes in the slightest. He may think he has friends, but nobody will stick around with him for more than 2 years. Except Jacob of course, his gay romantic partner who could do so much better. Cole is a dirty bastard who lives in a trailer park, because his family can't pay rent since his parents divorced due to Cole being such a douchebag. He is addicted to every substance possible to escape the fact that he only has his dear Jacob.

Person 1: You're being such a Cole Hearn
Person 2: I'm going to go kill myself now

by thebetterone123 April 29, 2025

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Cole calder

A bowl cutted fuck who has no concept of a joke and gets no bitches

“Look at this virgin mushroom”, its a cole calder

by Yer deed gran;) January 26, 2022

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Cole moment

When my homie Cole does something funny and/or stupid.

Jackson: Do you remember last night when Cole got hammered?
Lawrence: Yeah, and then he stood up and started yodeling on a table?
Jackson: Yeah.
Lawrence: That was a real Cole moment.

by Ho Chi Mihn October 11, 2020

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Cole

Someone who chops geodes with an axe

Yoo, did you see how Cole chopped that rock? Awesome stuff man.

by Arctic Mel November 21, 2021

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Cole

Cole is the type of guy who is 6’4” and loves to play video games. He also the type of guy to support you through the good and the bad which he learned from a young age by supporting sports teams that lose a lot like the Dolphins. He is very sexy and a nerd at the same time and is weird in the best ways which makes him the highest tier of man alive. He is also the type of guy to wear no show ankle socks. Everyone deserves a Cole in their life, but only few earn it.

Random Girl/Guy: Did you see that guy over there he is so sexy and amazing and perfect in every way.

Cole’s Girlfriend: yeah that’s my amazing boyfriend

Random Girl/Guy: oh his name must be Cole then

Cole’s Girlfriend: yeah it is :D

by MooyaLovesColezy April 27, 2025

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Cole

Cole is a awesome dude he is always down for anything he loves video games he's a nerd but nerds can make great boyfriend's with his curly brown hair hazel eyes girls if you want a man Cole is the man for you he makes sure your happy all the time will do anything for you trust me you want a Cole.

Aye bro you seen Cole yeah he just helped me with homework.
Hey Rachel see Cole . Yeah he's so hot

by OwOdaddy June 24, 2019

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