A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a old coffee cracker. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 04, 2016
From Carly Simon's You're So Vain.
Coffee is awakening. Clouds block the sun and cloud your vision. Therefore, clouds in your coffee translates as not being able to see things clearly.
In the song, she was clouded by false love or infatuation and was not able to see the true character of whomever the song is about.
Coffee is awakening. Clouds block the sun and cloud your vision. Therefore, clouds in your coffee translates as not being able to see things clearly.
In the song, she was clouded by false love or infatuation and was not able to see the true character of whomever the song is about.
by mlh06 July 18, 2009
1. A book that is very old or large and decorative that people put on display under or on their coffee table to make them look more cultured
2. Something you'll never read
2. Something you'll never read
"'Gray's Anatomy', hey isn't this a show?"
"Apparently it was a book first."
"Who would ever read this?"
"There's a reason why it's on the coffee table, the perfect coffee table book."
"Apparently it was a book first."
"Who would ever read this?"
"There's a reason why it's on the coffee table, the perfect coffee table book."
by parselmouth94 July 30, 2009
To tickle the coffee nymph is when one sets out to obtain and achieves acquisition of a strong cup or mug of proper (not instant) coffee
by trollgod June 29, 2009
Said by one, in recognition of a contradictory, absurd or nonsensical statement made by another.
Example-
"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." George W. Bush, (Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008)
Commentator – “... and he’ll have a black coffee, with milk!”
Originated in a Sainsbury's coffee shop in Weston-Super-Mare, circa 2010, whilst observing a stupid, bald Brummie’s beverage order.
Example-
"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." George W. Bush, (Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008)
Commentator – “... and he’ll have a black coffee, with milk!”
Originated in a Sainsbury's coffee shop in Weston-Super-Mare, circa 2010, whilst observing a stupid, bald Brummie’s beverage order.
by Quelmo Rodriguez June 28, 2010
Rubbing the crack of one's unclean ass against someone else's face in a act of degradation. The act itself is not unlike pissing on someone when they're down.
by sweatypig May 04, 2011
A form of intestinal distress brought on by retention of water in the bowels and resulting in butt coffee of varying density and consistency. Characterized by periodic gurgling and/or rumbling noises emanating from the lower abdominal region, and frequently accompanied by cramps. Usually caused by ingestion of bacterial pathogens.
by razer May 25, 2005