Closet Catholic

Someone that secretly believes in the Catholic faith,but does not officially convert to it.

protestant 1 : my fellow protestant friend is explaining how saints and catholic theology actually works and he is not even catholic.

protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.

by 777Boy July 11, 2022

Close the yearbook

Someone who cannot let go of their high school career; more than likely peaked in their high school career.

Dave - “Dude, did you see Aleah’s new post?”

Ryan- “Yes dude, she cannot close the yearbook…”

by riahanne July 26, 2022

Closet normal

Someone who is politically average but pretends to be ultra left/right-wing to fit in with their family, friends, or workplace.

Steven seems pretty woke but he’s actually closet normal — he said defending the police is an obviously stupid idea just last week.

by yesnononoyes September 14, 2022

Close talker

Some one who talks close enough for you to taste their gum in the back of your throat.

“He’s a bit of a close talker”

by Tilicum January 13, 2023

Clauseacumaphobia

The irrational fear of Santa cumming on your face

Person 1: Why is he walking away from the mall Santa?
Person 2: Oh, he has Clauseacumaphobia, and Santa is looking relatively hot and bothered tonight.

by BitchBoi2000 March 29, 2023

Clouser

Clouser is a type of coder known for emulating old games in a voxel style in games like Minecraft.
This is often done without the use of any extra modification

"Did you see the new Clouser map? This one brought The Legend of Zelda into Minecraft

by HaagLive September 22, 2023

Chuseok

Chuseok (추석) is like a Korean Thanksgiving. It isn’t exactly the same as America’s but it’s very similar. The literal translation is “Autumn evening” and it’s a festival where many Koreans will return to their hometowns for a gathering with friends and family. The whole holiday itself lasts 2-3 days (with the day itself usually being in the middle) and always takes place sometime in September or October.

Boy 1: “Did you have a good Chuseok this year?”
Boy 2: “Yeah! I went back to Busan and saw many of my old friends!”

by digbick41 October 1, 2023