the act of waiting in a room closet with a mask at a house party while edging till 2 people use the room for intercourse then when the 2 occupants are about to finish you run out of the closet ejaculating onto said occupants yelling the word closet snipe
Occupant 1 : Did that guy just end up closet sniping us..?!?!
Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!
Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!
by 4Kyaro January 24, 2025
An overly competitive alpha-male who refuses to accept defeat; or when defeated, is a total bitch about it, see also veenus master.
by Chuck Denniston October 06, 2018
1) one who nurtures their creative spirit despite societal pressures to suppress it.
2) a creative individual trapped in an uncreative career/degree.
2) a creative individual trapped in an uncreative career/degree.
We just caught Chad doing pottery on his lunch break! Who knew he was a closet creative?
David Solomon, CEO of Goldman Sachs & recreational DJ, is the ultimate closet creative.
David Solomon, CEO of Goldman Sachs & recreational DJ, is the ultimate closet creative.
by Harvard Language Department February 13, 2019
Sam: Darnley get off of me you’re covered in dog mud!
Jackson: Darnley is honestly such a closeted erectosexual.
Jackson: Darnley is honestly such a closeted erectosexual.
by Poopassjackson June 28, 2018
A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.
"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023