Clogatoris

Combination of "clog" (noun; traditional wooden Dutch shoes) and "clitoris" (with an "a" in the middle for phonetic flow). Typically used as a variation of the latter; a popular word among fans of Dutch musician Joost Klein.
The phrase "clogging one's toris", stemming from this word, can be used to refer to partaking in vulval masturbation.

1) Who up Joosting their clogatoris?

2) I'm clogging my toris to this right now

by hawk222ah April 24, 2025

Close to the Edge

1. The feeling of being on the border of committing suicide or otherwise being extremely close to your limit of something.

2. The Greatest song ever made

"Man, I'm feeling really Close to the Edge and Down by a River right now"

"Dont worry man, get some help and you'll feel better. This dark season will pass you by. Somedays we get up, others we get down"

by ObeisantBread84 January 24, 2026

Closed System Logic

Reasoning that operates within a strictly defined, self-contained set of axioms, rules, or assumptions, deliberately ignoring or rejecting any external information or context that might challenge the internal consistency of the system. It values internal coherence over correspondence with a messy reality. This is the logic of pure mathematics, certain ideological dogma, and airtight (but possibly irrelevant) theoretical models.

Example: A libertarian think-tank model that "proves" minimal government always leads to optimal outcomes, but which excludes variables like historical racism, environmental externalities, or public health crises from its equations, is using Closed System Logic. The argument is perfectly logical inside its own defined world, but may fail catastrophically when applied to the open system of real human society.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

CLOIS

Clois is a very descriptive word for a crevice

Cian o conghaile said there’s a big clois in the surface

Pat replied if there is report it immediately

by Great speed February 9, 2026

Closed System Reality

A model of reality in which the system is closed to outside influences—everything that happens is determined by initial conditions and internal dynamics, with no room for true novelty or external intervention. This is the reality of classical physics, of strict determinism, of the feeling that your life was over before it started. Closed system reality is comforting if you like certainty and terrifying if you like freedom. It's the reality of people who say "everything happens for a reason" (the reason being initial conditions plus deterministic laws) and of those who believe the future is already written.

Example: "She lived in closed system reality, believing her fate was sealed by childhood experiences, genetic inheritance, and social position. When something good happened, she called it 'inevitable.' When something bad happened, she called it 'predestined.' Therapy was hard because she believed the outcome was already determined. Her therapist preferred open systems."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

Closed System Truth

Truth that exists within a closed system—a framework with fixed premises, fixed rules, and no outside influence. In a closed system, truth is stable, certain, and final—as long as you accept the system's axioms. This is the truth of mathematics (within a given axiomatic system), of dogma (within a given faith), of ideology (within a given framework). Closed system truth is comforting because it never changes, but it's limited because it can't learn. It's the truth of people who have all the answers and never need new questions.

Example: "He lived in closed system truth: his religion, his politics, his worldview—all sealed, all certain, all final. When confronted with evidence that challenged his system, he didn't update; he defended. The system was closed, and nothing new could enter. He was certain, peaceful, and completely unable to learn. Closed system truth had given him certainty at the cost of growth."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

Closed System

A system that exchanges nothing with its environment—no matter, no energy, no information, no influence. Closed systems are theoretical ideals in physics (the universe as a whole might be closed) and practical nightmares in human affairs. A closed relationship is one that never learns, never grows, never adapts—it's the same argument forever. A closed mind is one that never accepts new information. A closed economy is one that never trades. Closed systems are predictable, stable, and dead. They're comforting to people who hate change and suffocating to everyone else. In reality, perfectly closed systems don't exist—they're approximations at best, delusions at worst.

Example: "His mind was a closed system—no new information entered, no old beliefs exited. Every conversation recycled the same arguments, every fact was filtered through the same unchanging framework. People stopped trying to reach him because you can't reach a closed system—you can only bounce off the boundaries. He called it consistency. Everyone else called it exhausting."

by Abzunammu February 16, 2026