christian's mom is a very sexy and naughty woman that likes to get anal from bobby until her butthole bleeds and loves ass to mouth very much. christian doesnt know about his mother's sexual tendencies, but bobby likes to remind him as often as possible
bobby: man, christians mom can suck the juice out of my balls.
christian:man, thats not true, i hope.
christian:man, thats not true, i hope.
by kronik420 December 02, 2006
Nu-Christianity is the revamp and reinterpretation of an old, tired religion.
Nu, or Neo-Christians practice the ideals of love, spirituality and forgivness.
The Nu-Christian way tends to disagree with the old testiment, nu-christians argue that the old testement does hold some key principles, but that most of it is either untrue, or so far from the original version of God's word that it is hardly worth regarding.
Nu-Christianity suggests that people should use their own thoughts and reasoning without taking the idea that truth can be Absolute.
This innevitably ends with chaos and destruction.
Nu-Christianity does not shun feminism, homo-sexual relationships, chauvenism or animal abuse, in the way that old Christianity did.
For example, up until recently women could not be ordained as priests in churches, the Catholic religion still practises this.
Also, homo-sexuals cannot be married in church.
Despite the principle that God has forseen 'man's (again anti-feminist) creation' and that everyone is created equally.
Nu-Christianity was set up to combat hippocricy, discrimination and mis-interpritation.
Nu-Christianity does away with useless tradition and rituals as they believe - these do not bring you closer to God.
They also believe that most, if not all, religious texts have been manipulated so that they are slanted towards a particular view stance and should not be taken literally.
Nu, or Neo-Christians practice the ideals of love, spirituality and forgivness.
The Nu-Christian way tends to disagree with the old testiment, nu-christians argue that the old testement does hold some key principles, but that most of it is either untrue, or so far from the original version of God's word that it is hardly worth regarding.
Nu-Christianity suggests that people should use their own thoughts and reasoning without taking the idea that truth can be Absolute.
This innevitably ends with chaos and destruction.
Nu-Christianity does not shun feminism, homo-sexual relationships, chauvenism or animal abuse, in the way that old Christianity did.
For example, up until recently women could not be ordained as priests in churches, the Catholic religion still practises this.
Also, homo-sexuals cannot be married in church.
Despite the principle that God has forseen 'man's (again anti-feminist) creation' and that everyone is created equally.
Nu-Christianity was set up to combat hippocricy, discrimination and mis-interpritation.
Nu-Christianity does away with useless tradition and rituals as they believe - these do not bring you closer to God.
They also believe that most, if not all, religious texts have been manipulated so that they are slanted towards a particular view stance and should not be taken literally.
'Oh, Rose! Have you heard of that new religion, Nu-Christianity?'
' Well, I wouldn't say it was a new religion. It's more of a clarification.'
' Well, I wouldn't say it was a new religion. It's more of a clarification.'
by Rosalyn Carter April 02, 2008
Someone who professes to be a Christian, but only honors the Christmas holiday- (doesn't go to church, and/or practice it's teachings).
by bluetigerman June 30, 2019
rainbow christians are members of the glbt comunity that happen to believe that jesus christ is lord & savior,sent by god to redeem and save all man kind from the wadges of sin which is death. and that whome so ever that believes in jesus will be saved.as per john 3:16-17
by andy puckett March 14, 2008
The symbol of Christianity and Catholicism. It symbolizes Jesus’ sacrifice for us, and how after three days of being crucified on the cross, he rose and defeated humanity’s sin.(because we’re too evil to do it ourselves) He made the ultimate sacrifice. The cross is commonly seen in churches and is also worn by many people(even if they’re not actual Christians) A lot of the times it is sadly used as a fashion statement today, for example: you will sometimes see people like Nicki Manaj and other women/Justin Bieber posing nearly naked and vainly wearing a large golden or sparkly cross, completely forgetting it’s meaning and value.
Person #1: Look that dudes wearing the Christian cross.
Person #2: Cool! He must be a Christian or something.
Person #2: Cool! He must be a Christian or something.
by iGuEsSyOuNeVeRmIsShUh November 24, 2018
A Christian thats become disgruntled with their faith. Instead of looking into any other religion or wondering if one religion might be wrong, they say none of it is real. Because Jesus didn't do what they wanted, now they're atheists. But they're atheists to get back at Jesus, because now he sucks.
Jesus didn't cure my hemorrhoids! So now, I dont believe in anything! Rah. You say Im a disgruntled christian but you wrong! Im a Atheist now!!
by Lil' Taste October 23, 2016
The act of restraining from all sexual intercourse due to religious beliefs or other hindrances; celibacy
"Dude, Lizzie is so fine! Have you and her had sex yet?"
"Nah dog, we're just keepin' it christian for now."
"Nah dog, we're just keepin' it christian for now."
by mistaNUMBthumbs March 22, 2012