Chellity

The opposite of Lucidity. Being 'lucid', or having 'lucidity', refers to an individuals overall cognitive intelligibility. It is usually associated with the ability to think clearly during periods of confusion or insanity. 'Chellity' is someone who is completely unintelligible, deranged, or clinically insane, and incapable of experiencing sanity during periods of calm. Having 'Chellity' is typically most common in adult females, as well as adult trans-sexual females (that is, male-to-female transition), aged 30 to 40 or higher.

Guy 1: "Hey, that girl's chellity is off the charts! It isn't *our* fault that she's terrible at video games!"

Guy 2: "She's only like that because her father abandoned her, don't be so rude!"

by JohnnySparx July 23, 2024

Chelsea Clit

A stretched out labia minora (smaller lips of the vagina). The disease scientifically known as labia minora hypertrophy

Her Chelsea Clit is a scary place.

She needs to get that Chelsea Clit checked.

How many sexual partners has she had with that Chelsea Clit.

by anonymous July 30, 2024

Chelsea Lee Art

Cockney rhyming slang for a Shart (When you let out a fart and accidently shit yourself)

"I need to go home quick. I just Chelsea Lee Arted and it's running down my legs!!"

by Dizzydan1980 September 23, 2023

Chelsea

The word “Chelsea” is a dutch word, and in synonym means “lose” or “lost”

For all the pains you’ve caused me, I wish you to always Chelsea in life.

I took the lead in the early minutes, but I Chelsead in the end.

by OKayJahkor September 25, 2023

Chelsea principle

The larger a mansion is, the larger its ratio of bathrooms to bedrooms. Small houses have two to three bedrooms for each bathroom; large houses can have twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms.

Look at how many bathrooms this place has.
Yeah, that's the Chelsea Principle for ya.

by BoilerTFUp October 5, 2023

Chelsea Principle

The larger a house is, the larger the bathroom - to - bedroom ratio is.

"Check out all the bathrooms in this mansion!"
"That's the Chelsea Principle for ya."

by BoilerTFUp October 5, 2023

Chels'sICK

The AUDACITY to walk slow AF, just lolly gagging around bc there's nothing at all to do.

Look at him over there wasting time again, he must have Chels'sICK.

by Yoick October 25, 2023