Cheese Douche

One who is both a cheese dick and a douche bag. The kind of guy that not even a mother could love.

After some examination, I have determined that that guy is a cheese douche.

by DonkeyNation October 16, 2008

cheese tickle

when you eat pizza or any other type of food with melted cheese and you get that annoying piece of cheese stuck on your chin or any other part of the face.

"shit... do i have a cheese tickle on my chin?"
"fuck pizza and it's cheese tickles"

by yayolikeitsmayo January 1, 2010

cheese eggs

The meal that is made after having an affair with some else's partner.

Yo Liz just made me some cheese eggs if you know what I mean.

by Brojas95 November 23, 2016

cheese bungee

When a large wad of cheese gets partially swallowed (often prematurely) and remains attached to its parent cheese wad inside the mouth, creating a "bungee" cord of cheese from mouth to upper esophagus. The cord can often be pulled out in-tact for entertainment purposes. Cheese bungees occur most often when eating Italian food, grilled-cheese sandwiches, or mozzarella sticks.

Person consuming gratuitously cheesy eggplant paremesan: "blughGagghCACk!!! Holy crap! I Almost choked on that cheese bungee."

by austicoatk March 29, 2010

Cheese Waffled

To help a db realize what he is by somehow getting him in some in close contact with waffles covered in cheese sauce.

Dude penny is such a douche, he needs to be Cheese Waffled!

by Lanky Sketchster August 5, 2010

Cheese meister

Someone who is regarded as skilled in the acts of expression in a cheesy fashion.

You are a cheese meister!

by Solphin July 7, 2011

Cheese Clown

Cheese Clown is a hybrid word describing a person who is a fusion between a Cheese Dick and an Ass Clown.

Cheese Clown: An arrogant dick head who through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underware.

by 5150Skippy December 14, 2011