Gear Check

The awkward occasion where a person greets you with a standardized salutation but immediately proceeds to look you up and down to size up the gear you're rockin'. This visual violation usually starts with your shoes and slowly works its way up to your headpiece. Common culprits involve but are not limited to bouncers, interviewers, blind dates, and jail "line up" cops.

Bobby the Bouncer: "Hey man you and your buddy are gonna have to wait in line like everybody else. Oh hey what's up bro, come on in...these guys are losers."

Wing Man: "Yo son, you see that bouncer dude? He totally gear checked your cardigan right now and let those guys in with the shiny shirts.

Victim: "Eff this, let's go play some warcraft"

by hiyosilver January 22, 2014

check the meat

A phrase to be used in social situations when one wishes to discretely refer to the act of sex.

Excuse me everyone, Jim and I have gotta go check the meat.
~OR~
We checked the meat the other night, and boy was it great!

by somilrah October 12, 2007

Sack check

The flicking of a buddy's testicles, (similar to how one packs a can of chew) who is spacing out, or who answers you correctly when asked "What city is the Capitol of Thailand."

Johnny was spacing out when Dave asked which 40 he wanted us to get him so he got sack checked!

by Aerodicus February 19, 2011

bro check

an honorable form of security to those following the doctrine of bro-ism. A bro must always check with his fellow bros before macking or engaging any further with any biddy or hoe. Essentially, a guy must check with his bros to make sure that his hoe is fo sho.

A bro sees a ho that he likes and wants to mack on. It dont matter if it for a day or infinity years, he have to check with tha bros to make sure this hoe/biddy is fo sho. Bro checks are usually initiated upon the sounding of the bro-horn

by Keeper of the Bro-Horn February 13, 2008

checked baggage

Airliner lingo for someone with children.

Girl, dont mess with him, he's got checked baggage!

by mabelmundane July 19, 2005

Bone Check

The act of open-hand swattage of the groin area on a guy coming towards you. If the person is guilty of boneage, then the force shoves the boner into the guy thus resulting in motionlessness, pain and pwnage.

guy 1: (coming towards you) "sup dude!"
guy 2: (you) "nuttin........BONE CHECK!!!" *swattage*
guy 1: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww............fag!

by K@B00$3 December 10, 2006

obama check

A government stimulus check

I just got my obama check so now I'm gonna go gamble it all away.

by CrescentSunGoddess May 17, 2009