Business cereal

A bowl of cereal that has just enough milk to make it through 1 bowl. The top cereal usually is just damp not wet, usually eaten before the cereal gets soggy.

Since I had to leave early I had some business cereal before I left.

by DrDominator16 September 21, 2022

Casual cereal

A bowl of cereal that has enough milk to have a second small bowl of cereal without adding more milk

I ate some casual cereal while I watched saturday morning cartoons

by DrDominator16 September 21, 2022

Raw cereal

Boxed cereal that consists of no milk

Do you like cereal with milk or do you like it raw cereal?

by Amy sir December 13, 2022

Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha

Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

Night Cereal

Noun: Night Cereal is when you pour a bowl between 1:00am—3:00am and it becomes the most delicious thing you've ever been graced with due to lack of sleep.

True Night Cereal is used with frosted mini wheat.

I couldn't fall asleep so I read Flowers for Algernon with a bowl of night cereal.

by Gluten-free since 93 February 28, 2023

burn cereal

when yo cooking so bad you fuck up cereal

bro i can burn cereal

by what kinda name is soap March 10, 2023

eat cereal

eat poop and (kids)semen

i eat cereal out here ass

by nutsandoats April 23, 2023