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Condomeering

to purposely sabotage a condom in hopes of getting pregnant. Mostly practiced by the crazies one should not stick their dicks into. Also practiced by men who want to impregnate that once-in-a-lifetime lay.
Yeah dude, I told you to never stick your dick in crazy! She'll be condomeering the fuck out of you.

You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.
by Jessinup March 30, 2016
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Pillar Condoms

The covers that are on the concrete pillars in front of retail stores.
Pillar condoms are used at places like Wal-mart.
by UpUrsDude963 August 21, 2010
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Condom Pasta

1. A mispronunciation of "Condosta"
2. Controseptives made from pasta. Highly ineffective and shod not be used in place of traditional birth control.
Is your last name pronounced "Condom Pasta"? No it's Condosta.

The use of a condom pasta is not a safe idea.
by H-Jew July 26, 2014
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Condom

Condom is where you put it on a male penis

Me: Oi let me put the condom on you

Jake : okay sugga mummy

Me : Hurry up

Jake : it won’t fit

Me : let do it without condom
Me: Oi let me put the condom on you

Jake : okay sugga mummy

Me : Hurry up

Jake : it won’t fit

Me : let do it without condom
by Sexclinic August 29, 2021
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condom

i made him put the condom on before doing it
by gay_kaiden December 6, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>You Only Promote Condoms & It Is Truly Annoying<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>You Only Promote Condoms & It Is Truly Annoying<.7.9.7.6>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Condom Suit

A suit which also acts as a condom. Conforms to the shape of the penis.
Samus’s suit is the greatest condom suit.
by Sammy Summers January 6, 2020
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