Chinese chili dog

The act of shitting on a Chinese woman's chest and proceeding to titty fuck her.
I totally gave that girl a Chinese chili dog.
by Patrick Hillcrest November 26, 2009
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Chinese Bake-Away

The act and decision-making process of ordering a Chinese (and to a lesser extent less monosodium glutamate laden) take-away while baked (stoned). Motivated by inability to cook and a lack of ready consumables, those initiating a bake-away must overcome several major hurdles:

1)Finding a menu while munted
2)Deciding on a finite (as opposed to infinite) number of foodstuffs.
3)Gathering together keys and cash to facilitate transaction
4)Maintaining both by telephone and face-to-face with delivery person, despite awareness that your reality is not that of the world

The bake-away process usually takes one to two hours from start to finish. Spoils are normally eaten out of container resting on nearest available surface or floor.
A summer's day. Two gentlemen and a lady are reclining in the sun's rays. The lady pick up the receiver.
Lady: Mexican accent. "I would like to order a Chinese bake-away ... no, take-away". Giggles. "A baker's dozen of your finest ribs..."
by Faulkling July 31, 2006
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chinese waiter torture

When you know exactly what you want on the menu but your server doesn't speak any english.
You: "Beef with black bean sauce!"

Waiter: ...?

You: Argh! Chinese waiter torture!
by adamo42 May 30, 2011
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Chinese Ice Dragon

A sexual act where frozen semen from the male In the relationship is left to thaw on their partners nose.
Harumpus - Hey Lauri, would you like to try out the Chinese Ice Dragon? I heard it is amazing for new couples.
Lauri - Sure, that sounds tasty!
by SemonDemon42 January 16, 2022
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Chinese Finger Trap

When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other.... Finding yourself trapped holding back two erupting swamp geysers.
"Strap really turned Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."
by Eggplant Emoji September 08, 2023
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chinese moon swing

the chinese moon swing:kind of like a 69,but standing up,with the girls back facing towards you.her legs wraping around your neck.and her neck tilted back to suck your dick while eating her out.(girl must be flexible)
this asian girl taught me this..... weird shit,it was like........damm it WAS GOOD.They called it the CHINESE MOON SWING
by asiawithlove April 07, 2006
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Upsidedown Chinese Waitress

a crazy sex position where someone does a handstand and another person straddles them.
by Mr.doitright June 15, 2009
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