Barney Burn

A sunburn which is so severe that it takes on a purplish tint, reminding one of the TV character Barney.

A-Dude, my face hurts so bad!

B-Wow, you really sunburned it.

A-Yeah.

B-That's a serious barney burn goin' on right there.

by Word Woman June 20, 2009

Twerk burn

The burn a female receives after a long night of twerking with inappropriate attire.
Caused by the prolonged massive friction between skin and jeans contact.

I didn't realize how bad my twerk burn was until it was stinging in the shower!

by hella_ale September 5, 2013

slurpee burn

The stinging sensation caused in the esophagus and back of the throat by pounding a tantalyzing Slurpee like Charlie Sheen ravages a coke blasted prostitute.

I gots me the Slurpee burn from throwing that slurpee down my throat like Elton John does a meat popsicle.

by Scrotum Child September 20, 2011

Lisa Burns

Angel. Friend to all. Dreamy eyed. The most beautiful smart dependable girl in the universe. She flows rivers of beauty and knowledge. Magical. If you know her you probably are in love with her. She will
rain her beautiful ways on you. You will be forever changed.

I dream of Lisa Burns. Lisa Burns has magical eyes. If you get to stand near Lisa Burns, you will feel some crazy magic.

by Order of the Burns Dawn June 5, 2018

earn burn

When you have really bad grammar. For example, saying "light time" instead of

Guy 1: "Hey man I'm scared of the dark."

Guy 2: "You must be terrified of dark time."

Guy 1: "You mean Night time?"

Guy 2: "Whoops, guess i had a case of earn burn."

by usabaker November 27, 2018

2 burns

Pertaining to the last couple of potential drags when a joint is passed around. Common Bedford tongue.

"here ya man, 2 burns"

by Wingus July 30, 2006

turd-burn

whe you take a really hot shit while playing footbal. smearing down your pants and burning your pants.

I got a turd-burn while playing football.

by footballgod November 12, 2015