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browneye points 

gratuitous points accumulated through favors and nice deeds that greatly increase the chances of one's opportunity to perform anal sex.
I totally scored some browneye points with my gf when I bought her some stuffed animals... I'll be cashing those in soon.

Browneye The Snowman

(1) Browneye The Snowman is an advanced Powdered Bronut where the recipient puts cocaine in and around a dude's asshole, and instead of sniffing the cocaine, he rests his nose against the browneye and waits for a fart, aka "the magic", to propel the cocaine up the recipients nose.

(2) A gay, gorp, drug-addicts wet dream

See also: Powdered Bronut & Glazed Bronut
I was so high after Browneye The Snowman came to life, that I am pretty sure I consumed a live human baby.

Dee Browned It

When you are having sex with a girl, and she is not as attractive as you'd wish she was, but you would like to pretend that she's absolutely gorgeous. You bury your face into your arm, just as Dee Brown did when he won the 1991 NBA Slam Dunk Contest, as a Boston Celtic, with the "no-look" dunk, while you are on top missionary style. You hide your face in your arm, close your eyes, and pretend that it is someone else that you are having sex with, always much hotter than the cow that you're doing.

An alternative usage is when you have no money left to your name, but use your credit card instead with reckless abandon, closing your eyes and swiping it without concern of what you can really afford.
Pete: How'd it go with that fat cow you picked up the last night?

Scott: Pretty good actually, I ended up Dee Browning it and pretended it was Jenna Jameson the whole time, even though we both know she looked a lot like Rosie O'Donnell. It all feels the same when the lights are out.

alternate example:

Pete: How'd you afford that new T.V.? You haven't worked in months.

Scott: Not to worry bro, I just Dee Browned it on the card. Who cares? I don't. Let them banks come and get me.

James Browning 

James browning is a one of a kind character, always the life of the party throwing down his best dance moves on the floor to impress the sexiest bitches around. Will NEVER say no to a shot of liquor and will ALWAYS end up naked by the end of the night not knowing what the hell is going on and tending to not cover himself infront of strangers. Has great conversations and is always a nice person to talk to, but beware afdter a few too many patrone shots he begins to speak in a Russian Monalaugue which is a mix of several languages but mostly Russian. You can spot a James Browning driveing a charcole colored "RIG" while listening to Lil Wayne most likely drinking a madress or forty ounce old english. But beware if you are drunk and he tries to convince you he is sober and good to drive do not believe him... Ever... Also do not i repeat do not get on his bad side while he is intoxicated because he tends to destroy things/ girls houses that are supposed to sell the night after the party.
" hey james what are you doing tonight" "im blacking out, im james browning, wanna come with? we can take my RIG"

Brownies in the super bowl 

Brownies in the super bowl
A classy way to tell someone you're taking a shit at the very moment

I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl,talk to you later
I'll chat you up later, I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl

breaking brownies 

sally: what's that fowl smell?
tom: sorry, the dog is breaking brownies.
breaking brownies by kei81 March 4, 2009