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Bro tax

When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.
Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.
by Xenthos Man November 2, 2012
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Bro Solid

A favour that one bro does for another without expecting anything in return.
Guy 1: "Hey Robbie"

Guy 2: "Hi Jonno"

Guy 1: "Thanks for helping me arrange my fishing rods last night"

Guy 2: "No problem"

Guy 1: "That sure was a bro solid that you did for me"
by AllTheWords March 12, 2013
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Tinder Bro

Bros that help each other score on Tinder by providing background information about girls they have previously matched with and help prevent each other from incidentally becoming Eskimo Brothers.
My Tinder Bro saved me a lot of time by letting me know this Tinderella was a prude
by Jor Dan G October 16, 2014
mugGet the Tinder Bromug.

skatt bros

The best band ever. They are more macho then the village people and more versatile than Elton John. If you like mustaches, Cowboys, and prolapsed anuses then you like the skatt bros
I was listening to the skatt bros while I did some some squats and I totally got wood
by sailoandlula January 15, 2014
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Crack Bro

A bro who does crack with you, bro.
Dude, I had a great time with my crack bros last night, bro.
by Joseph Broseph November 10, 2018
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dragon bro

A very good amazing friend that you'll ever find, the dragon part meaning they are never extinct and the bro is the part for they are close to you like a brother...
He's my dragon bro!
by YaBoiDefine! June 18, 2017
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Floppin Bro

When the adjective floppin is used to describe bro it refers to him having a large penis that he enjoys to flop out of his pants. This is done to make those around him uncomfortable and to show he has a much larger penis than you.
Dude if I see that Floppin Bro's dick one more time I'm going to kick his ass.
by Monster D September 11, 2009
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