bonera

The female equivalent of the male boner.

Loise got a total bonera when she found that purse.

by KWS2 January 6, 2009

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Blackout Boner

Blackout Boner (Noun)

1. An erection so intense that the majority of the blood in a male's body rushes to his penis, thus causing a black out and temporary unconsciousness.

That blonde girl at the bar was so hot that I just had a blackout boner and smacked my head on the table...wait, who drank all my beer?

by Robotfood July 24, 2008

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Raging Boner

When your pickle is harder than is comfortable, possibly causing you to want to go out and fuck a random hooker.

Dude 1 : OMFG I HAVE A RAGING BONER RIGHT NOW

Dude 2 : yeah, good morning to you too.

by mynodouesP February 12, 2012

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Noun. Literally, A Boner Kill is any thing, person, event, or disruption of the 5 senses, that causes one to lose an erection. Boner Kill is also used to refer to any situation which takes a dramatic turn for the worse.

"Dude, last night, I was over at Cheryl's and we were hookin up, everything was normal and good, when outa no where she tells me that she loves me. What a Boner Kill, right?"
or
friend - "dude it looks like someone hit your car"
friend 2 - "Talk about a Boner Kill"

by Pappa Horace November 29, 2007

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Twilight Boner

A Twilight Boner is what happens when an obsessed Twilight fan boy or girl sees/hears/reads anything that has to do with the Twilight series.

"Today I saw the New Moon preview and totally got a Twilight Boner."

"I got the biggest Twilight Boner when I heard that the Twilight stars were going to be at the mall signing autographs!"

by Dumbwhiteperson July 2, 2009

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