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Coffee Blocked

Rushing into an empty coffee shop for the coffee you've been craving and someone that has no idea what they want or has a ridiculous order has managed to squeeze to the counter before you.
When someone wanders into the coffee shop ahead of you, meanders towards the counter at the speed of stupid, and then holds up the line asking for freshly brewed decaf in her go-green mug.

"That bitch just Coffee Blocked me for decaf ..."
by Wazzu Otaku October 4, 2011
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Computer blocking

When you are working on the computer and get up for a minute, only to find someone else is using it and may have deleted all of your work. This happens a lot with teenagers. The person computer blocking you 65% of the time is using Facebook.
"Great, now I gotta stay up all night tonight and finish this essay because my mom was computer blocking me for 3 hours.
by RKOver24 October 24, 2011
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rooster blocker

The socially correct way to say c@#! Blocker without offending anyone to much.
"Dude this chick is totally into me but Dan keeps being a cock blocker"
Nah ah ah, you mean he is a rooster blocker, come man there's kids around watch your damn mouth"
by the chade December 27, 2011
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F Blocked

The act of Facebook blocking your account, blocking you from making friend requests or stopping you from messaging.

Facebook can block you for any violation of TOS, either real or perceived.
Ken was F Blocked when he requested too many Facebook friends.

When Facebook determined the user violated their TOS, they F Blocked the user.
by Spanky Data Doctors February 16, 2012
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condom block

the terrible act of going limp while putting on a condom
Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal
by Laho Zeher March 11, 2012
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Bing Blocked

A web site that uses Bing as its default search engine causing you to open google seperately then having to re search the item.
I get bing blocked everytime I am on MSN and want to search something that is in one of thier articals.
by Mav7795 October 27, 2012
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Typers block

Typers block is when someone is trying to write a new status or personal message and they cannot write anything sometimes because they can't remember or sometimes because nothing interesting enough has gone on in their lives.
Dave: What are you doing?
Steve: *staring blankly at his phone* I'm trying to write a new status but have no idea what to write
Dave: Oh bro you've got typers block
by Barbss143 December 13, 2012
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