No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!
by sphincter basha June 29, 2011
Get the blonde moment mug.1) verb: in the game of beer pong the act of a girl attempting to blow a spinning ball out the cup at the same time that a dude is attempting to finger a spinning ball out of the cup
2) noun: blinger is the act of a man receiving a blow job at the same time as he is fingering the woman
3) verb: the act of performing the sexual act known as a blinger (see definition 2)
2) noun: blinger is the act of a man receiving a blow job at the same time as he is fingering the woman
3) verb: the act of performing the sexual act known as a blinger (see definition 2)
1) Seriously - is that legal? That was a blinger. Check the laminated rules
2) That girl's cooch was so nasty that when she asked me to 69 her I made her settle for a blinger instead
3) Bling her? I barely even know her - but I certainly would never go down on her
2) That girl's cooch was so nasty that when she asked me to 69 her I made her settle for a blinger instead
3) Bling her? I barely even know her - but I certainly would never go down on her
by pool party 2011 June 29, 2011
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A bloggermouth is someone who will blog about anything that you tell her especially secrets and gossip.
- OMG Lisa's such a bloggermouth.
- Why is that?
- I told her about July and Josh hooking up and she blogged about it an hour later.
- Why is that?
- I told her about July and Josh hooking up and she blogged about it an hour later.
by GotShot September 1, 2011
Get the bloggermouth mug.Accidentally conspiratorial organization of self righteous online critics that unwittingly mastermind events and affect world affairs through online populations, governments and corporations to establish a New World Order.
The bloggerrati were to blame for the resounding screams heard throughout the globe.
Look to the bloggerrati to echo the latest starlets panty shot elevating her otherwise dead media darling.
When asked where he obtained this information he answered,"from the bloggerrati.
Look to the bloggerrati to echo the latest starlets panty shot elevating her otherwise dead media darling.
When asked where he obtained this information he answered,"from the bloggerrati.
by ScribblerClub September 22, 2011
Get the Bloggerrati mug.A attractive girl who can never get a date because she has a reputation for accidentally putting her dates in the hosiptal or the morgue. This type of girl has an uncanny way of always physically harming her dates on accident to the point they may need to visit the hospital. May also be known as an brunette widow or any hair color and the word widow at the end.
WARNING! when encoutering this type of girl she may be easy to approach and will be totally out of your league but she will agree to go out with you anyway. This is a ploy to lure you in while your on a date with her and get you off your guard because she may do one or any combination of the following by accident:
1. Accidentally stab you while tryng to cut an apple.
2. set you in fire while trying to light the grill.
3.Shoot you with a gun while somehow aiming in the exact opposite direction of where you are.
4. Run you over while trying to park the car.
5. drown you while you try to teach her how to swim.
6. Take extreme caution when walking down steps with her she will always trip and you will ALWAYS fall down with her and somehow YOU will fall flat on your face and SHE will somehow be fine.
If you do continue to date this girl do not let her handle the following; knives, guns, bows, pens, boiling water, fire in whatever form, rocks, sand, turtles, pipes, icepacks, ketchup bottles, your tie, the car, NEVER let her play darts, footballs, and your penis
WARNING! when encoutering this type of girl she may be easy to approach and will be totally out of your league but she will agree to go out with you anyway. This is a ploy to lure you in while your on a date with her and get you off your guard because she may do one or any combination of the following by accident:
1. Accidentally stab you while tryng to cut an apple.
2. set you in fire while trying to light the grill.
3.Shoot you with a gun while somehow aiming in the exact opposite direction of where you are.
4. Run you over while trying to park the car.
5. drown you while you try to teach her how to swim.
6. Take extreme caution when walking down steps with her she will always trip and you will ALWAYS fall down with her and somehow YOU will fall flat on your face and SHE will somehow be fine.
If you do continue to date this girl do not let her handle the following; knives, guns, bows, pens, boiling water, fire in whatever form, rocks, sand, turtles, pipes, icepacks, ketchup bottles, your tie, the car, NEVER let her play darts, footballs, and your penis
Mike: yo dude me and claire are going out but she wantsa double date and needs someone for her friend annie wanna come?
Danny: Hell no! Annie sent her last 8 boyfriends to the hospital shes a blonde widow.
Noah: Hey man I came soon as I heard you were in the hospital what happend?
Roy: Went on a date with a blonde widow.
Danny: Hell no! Annie sent her last 8 boyfriends to the hospital shes a blonde widow.
Noah: Hey man I came soon as I heard you were in the hospital what happend?
Roy: Went on a date with a blonde widow.
by stilldatingblondewidow5yrstrg October 1, 2011
Get the blonde widow mug.When a ginger PAL wants to turn blonde, after mixing the dye with their haircolour, the result is blinge.
Alriiiiight pal, you're so blinge!
by b3nni3boi November 6, 2011
Get the Blinge mug.A person who adds way too many comments to an article or a blog. This person's name comes up repeatedly on the comment list because they are constantly responding to others' comments or continue to add new comments of their own in the hopes that someone will engage them in a virtual conversation. A Blogger Hogger mistakenly thinks he or she is adding value to someone else's blog, but really nobody cares about what they have to say.
WTF?! "TofuKat69" has commented a total of 432 times. This Blogger Hogger has officially occupied this blog.
by Dashecrey April 15, 2012
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