Nigger Blocked

1-When a black male who is playing American football steps on the back of your ankle in order to block you.

2-When your homie bangs your sister while you are in the same bed.

3-When two white males fight to the death with swords and one white male uses his Nigger Slave as a Nigger Shield.

Right before Thomas was going to sack the quarterback, he was nigger blocked by Tyrone... ouch

by MikelovesWhitePower99 October 3, 2007

H&R Block

H&R Block is one of the world's largest tax services providers, utilizing more than 100,000 highly trained tax professionals and having prepared more than 550 million tax returns worldwide since 1955.

H&R Block have a retail office within 5 miles of most Americans.

by ZigZagMan January 26, 2011

cock block

1.) To interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex

2.) A motor vehicle maneuver, usually done by insecure twenty-something males (who think that everybody wants to race them) and other ignorant people, designed to prevent someone from changing lanes in traffic

1.) At the club, Sal was was about to get Lisa's phone number, when Nathan came up cock-blocked him by asking him if he found a job yet. He made it even worse when he reminded Sal that they had to hurry up and catch the last bus home. Lisa rolled her eyes and walked away.

2.) I realized that my exit was coming up so I began to change lanes, but that ricer cock-blocked me

3.) The traffic on the highway was hell, mostly because of that soccer mom driving the minivan in the far left lane, pacing and matching speeds with the semi in the middle lane. She cock-blocked us all.

by TheGrandInquisitor January 24, 2005

german blockade

When you "bust a nut" onto a person's eye while they are asleep, so when they wake up, their eye is blocked from dried semen.

"I'm going to give Billy a German Blockade when he's asleep, because he teabagged me"

by roflzorz November 18, 2007

cock blocker

A person who tries to fuck up anouthers game.

"Danna is such a cock blocking bitch" - Stiffler

by Stiffler November 7, 2004

hugging the block

Selling or Dealin drugs

Ma i been hugging the block- Cam'ron Suck it or not

by Anthony A>K>A Boss Hog September 14, 2008

C-Block

1.To Cock Block your friend from talking to or fucking a girl.
2. Preventing someone from getting in a girls pants.

You are at a bar talking to a girl and your friend jumps between the two of you and starts talking to her.

Girls can C-Block guys too by preventing them from getting in their girlfriend pants. Usually by making them leave with them instead of you.

by Notorious JRB June 21, 2006