wills and bills

A hugely successful landscaping firm famed for its crazy paving designs and award-winning patios.

nb. Due to a number of court orders, Wills and Bills are unavailable for primary school contracts.

Wills and Bills, for all your horticultural needs.

by willsandbills August 18, 2016

smoked the bill

When someone is so loaded at a party that they could be passed a bill for snorting drugs and assume it is a joint and try to smoke it, meaning it is time to go home.

"Did you and Fiona have a good time at that party?"

"It was pretty fun, but by like 3 am she's smoked the bill and I had to put her in a cab"

by 1adycat September 26, 2013

Eli Billings

Eli was born next to George Washington has 12 cats and knows the complete form of PI

Eli Billings To be awesome

by Carmansam1200 November 15, 2021

bill martin

A term originating in Ohio that defines the act of having anal intercourse with a female on the first date.

Yo dawg William came back from the navy for the weekend and pulled a bill Martin on this girl he met at the bar lastnight!

by Poison frog February 2, 2018

Basic Bill

The male equivalent of Basic Bitch.

Bill went to university for a STEM occupation and therefore is a basic bill.

by Riel Rose February 20, 2020

Bill Clinton

(Verb)
1. To prematurely and or messily ejaculate in a way that leaves damning evidence
2. To make a splashy entrance esp. when it is not called for
3. To spill something making a terrible mess.

The kids that were just in here thought they were being discreet, but the poor guy Bill Clintoned all over that woman's dress when I walked in. So...yeah, I'm not cleaning that up.

Did you see Jimmy Bill Clinton his way in here, in that ten gallon hat, gawd what a douche

Oh I'm sorry Kristy I didn't mean to Bill Clinton sunscreen all over your back. Here let me clean it up.

by B1tchicle September 1, 2022

Beefy bill

a bill that is particularly beefy

damn, that foxx has a beefy bill

by Nubonmybill July 31, 2022