cheer up green bean

Popular expression used to comfort those in emotional distress. Also used in Russia.

Friend: "I want to kill myself"
Ashy: "Cheer up Green Bean"
Friend: "Thank you, I'm okay now"

by RelevantBanter May 27, 2015

Smol Angel Bean

AmazingPhil himself.

Phil is such a Smol angel bean. Too innocent. Too pure.

by FellowHooman September 4, 2016

Go eat a bean bro

The definition of this simply means to go eat a bean bro.

John "Go eat a bean bro."
Mark "No you."

by Bean bro January 26, 2018

Work My Bean!!!

Blurted out during the throes of passion when a female is receiving orgasmic clitoral stimulation.

Ohhhhhhh yessssssss mama!! Work my bean!!!!!!!

Ohhhh that’s it. Your gonna make me squirt. Work my bean!!!!

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

united beaner service

on mind of mencia; service that hires mexicans to do jobs americans don't want to do

United Beaner Service: hiring brown people to do the jobs that you dont want to do

by shane p August 23, 2006

bean burrito bomb

Supplies: 1-Large tortilla shell, diarrhea or big poop, cheese moldy preferred, microwave (probably one that is going to get thrown away), 3 person sling shot. Steps lay out tortilla shell and lay a meaty scud monkey where the meat would be, sprinkle the zesty molded cheese on the turd and microwave for 1:00 min or until cheese on turd is melted and crisssssspy, then grab 2 friends to aid in this epicness, load the bean rito Im the cockpit of the 3 person slingshot of doom and let it go right in the victims cock sucker! (way better if their sleeping)

Codak: dude it was hilarious when we slapped Justen in the face with that bean burrito bomb!

James: HELL YEA! He still smells like stinky shit rito!

by turd burgler6969 April 4, 2010

uncle beaner

uhn-col bee-ner; noun; the epitomy of lazy shit, otherwise known as a balding, fat, old man who rejects good looking women, to ejaculate on adams apples in Acuna.

" Hey that Uncle Beaner just turned down that hot blonde and went home with that fat chick from the donkey show,I think her name is Hector?"

by zuesbeans October 24, 2006