fresh in bed

one who is fresh in bed is a virgin

That girl is fresh in bed

by Tomas92 November 21, 2004

jew bed

When someone is having sex in the same bed as you, and you're not involved in it.

"I didn't get much sleep last night because I was involved in a jew bed."

by ToriTwoTitts March 2, 2010

Beat n' Bed

Created by Zach C.
When one beats off and then immediately after finishing one sits in self wallow then goes to bed.

oh man it's been a long day. i'm so tired and horny. im going to pull a beat n' bed!

by Mr. Lonley July 26, 2011

Breakfast in Bed

Eating a girl out in bed the morning, subsequent to a nights sleep next to her.

Sarah and I just woke up, we're having breakfast in bed though so I'll call you back in a bit.

You give a girl breakfast in bed and she'll be all smiles for the rest of the day!

by M the Insomniac April 22, 2007

the other side of the bed

The unused side of one's full/queen/king sized bed that when not being used by someone else is used as a back up for when you come home from a long day of work and realized you have no time or you're just too lazy to take a shower that night, preserving the freshness of one's normal side of the bed.

John: Holy crap dude yesterday was a kick in the nuts, I didn't get home till 3 in the morning.

Clyde: Damn man you atleast took a shower right?

John: Nah I waited till this morning, I slept on the other side of the bed, I hate when I fall asleep and my sheets feel hot and sticky as hell.

Clyde: I hear ya man

by Anonymous6868 November 26, 2009

sleeping in the centre of a double bed

one of the coolest things EVER!!!

I love being able to sleep in the centre of a double bed and not have any stinky losers beside me

by Jizzles March 16, 2003

Pissed The Bed

When you get up in the middle of the night and instead of using the toilet, you piss on your wife marking your territory.

Jessica: "MARK WHAT THE FUCK, WHY AM I COVERED IN PISS!?"
Mark: "I Pissed The Bed you fucking bitch."

by Den drinks his own cum. September 24, 2020