bacon blaster

putting crispy bacon in potato canon, pointing the canon up the another person's ass and shooting it up the person's anus.

Dude i gave Jhonny the Bacon Blaster when he was asleep last ight.

by William "Cock Slap Bass" Murderface August 2, 2007

Ghetto-Blaster

One who has no regard for others doing loud obnoxious things.

Being loud in public.
Playing loud music on the bus.
Talking on the phone and talking loud for everyone to hear you business

Stop Ghetto-blasting your music.

Loud wanna be ghetto white girls talking in slang Ghetto-Blaster

by Needsomeloven May 6, 2010

wife beater

the clothing normally worn by the residents of trelander or newcastle

string vest

by poosemon April 8, 2003

bible-beater

a Christian person, usually a guy, who masturbates instead of having intercourse, because he's celibate.

Max: He's 23 and he's a virgin.
Tim: Well he did take that abstenance pledge.
Max: Damn, his rooms always locked too...probably just another bible-beater.

by MaximT July 28, 2007

Bevster

Male twenty something youngster from Malta. Very keen on morale values, virginity and geekism.

I can't go out with that Girl. I'm Bevster!

by KRoS September 2, 2003

turkey baster

The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).

Easton Michael hooked up with a girl who had nice side boob and gave her a turkey baster.

by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

Baster

A shorted version of Bastard, originally due to a spelling error due Dyslexics. only used in west end glasgow.

Willy is such a baster for calling toni a plantain face!

That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!

Actually that baster also said you had fanny features

ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!

oh my goodness whats this,

what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!

by AM DAN March 26, 2008