Epic Beard Man

Epic Beard Man

A term recently used to refer to the old man with the large white beard who beat the living hell out of a man on a city bus in Oakland who was threatening to fuck him up.

Name Breakdown:

Epic- Used to describe the epic thrashing power of this 67-year-old senior citizen

Beard- Refers to the large white beard on this epic man's face

Man- This one speaks for itself

For more information YouTube: AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT I AM A MOTHERFUCKER

Ex 1:

nbritton (1 hour ago)

The Epic Beard Man has taught me that real men can cry in public.
*salute*

Ex 2:

imacomputer1 (6 minutes ago)

Epic Beard Man is my hero!

Ex 3:

jlira01 (1 hour ago)

Epic Beard Man, you complete me.

by CallDaAmbalamps February 19, 2010

beard belly

beer belly with a happy trail, making it look like your belly has a nice, well groomed beard.

Pablo: Yo, check out my beard belly!
Dan: Nice, it's better than your goatee!

by phagocitosis June 12, 2011

Beard of Way

When two beards cross paths, the more impressive beard has right of way

D: Dude that guy just cut in front of you!
S: It's cool man, he had full on Beard of Way
D: That is an epic beard

by Captain Dale July 30, 2011

Beard Bandit

(n) - one who sneaks into another's room and shaves their beard off, collects the shavings, and stores them in a Ziploc bag.

Dammit, that beard bandit sure got Brendan last night. It's gonna take him a whole day to grow that luscious beard back.

by AsianJewWhite. January 18, 2012

Beard Mocking

Making fun of someones beard that is shorter than yours. Usually displayed by stroking in ones general direction with a less fantastic beard.

Did you see that guy? He was totally beard mocking me.

by J-licious Mcnasty November 7, 2013

beard daddy

A man whose beard game is on point. His beard commands attention and takes up a large portion of his face. When having relations with him he will likely have you screaming "daddy" (even though he may not have kids)

Sarah did you see that beard daddy working at the bank! ?!

by Kbunnei July 8, 2016

Beam God

A person who scams someone out of there virtual goods.

Look fam! I just beamed a kid for his Kik I'm such a beam god!

by Beam Lord June 27, 2016